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Go ahead, try to plug your ears with one hand without shrugging one ear against your shoulder. Not easy, is it?

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(Sunday. INT: Jamie's room, Jamie is sitting in a chair, working on his laptop)

EB: Um... hey, Jamie? Can we talk?
JH: Hey, Ellen. Sure, sure. What can I help you with?
EB: Well, I have to say, I kinda object to you using my showerhead to pressure wash your ass.
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JH: Well, I object to you assuming that I would do so in such a way that would result in fecal contamination of said showerhead.
JH: Furthermore, I object to you keeping what is essentially a sex toy in the common bathroom area, and I object to you organizing the bathroom in such a way that I have no choice but to bathe myself using said sex toy.
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EB: Well, I object to you assuming that I use a perfectly normal massaging showerhead for sexual purposes!
JH: Well, I object to you assuming that I can't hear a phone conversation from the next room over.
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EB: Well, I object to you eavesdropping on my phone conversations!
JH: And how, exactly, do you want me to plug both ears with one hand?