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It's hard to stay mad at someone when you're playing a board game with them.

It is, however, easy to get mad at them in an entirely different way if they're playing the board game like a douche.

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(Sunday. INT: living room, JH and EB are playing RPS Chess as they talk)

EB: So I'm thinking we're going to have to set up some sort of chore list or something.
JH: Ugh, I hate those, they cause more arguments than they prevent. If you see something that needs doing, just do it.
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EB: But then you wind up with a situation where some chore gets ignored by both people, and years go by and no one's ever vacuumed out the couch.
JH: Do you really need to vacuum out a couch all that often?
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EB: You know what I mean. What about nasty chores, like brushing the toilet, stuff that neither of us wants to do?
JH: You tell me it needs to be done, I agree, and then we flip a coin for it.
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EB: Or, alternately, we could play Rock Paper Scissors Chess for it, I like that idea.
JH (irritated): Oh, for God's sake. Best four out of seven?