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For those of you who don't play D&D - the character Ellen is describing is ridiculous. In case that wasn't clear.
Also, Jamie knows Ellen plays 3.5 because, in fourth edition, they're called Perception checks.
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(Thursday. INT: scene alternates between JH in the kitchen and EB at the computer)
EB: I can't believe you noticed my computer was on from across the room. That's a hell of a Spot check.
JH: Ah, vous parlez D and D?
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EB: Yeah, I have an all-girl group on Saturdays. We're still on three point five.
JH: I gathered. What's your character?
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EB: Milendra Frostwind. She's a chaotic-good half-celestial half-dragon half-nymph half-elf ninja-artificer-psion-paladin-of-freedom.
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JH: You realize, of course, that that's five halves.
EB: No, no, it's Eberron. Half-elves are their own race.
JH: Oh, well, as long as things make sense...
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