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My brain is an erogenous zone. My scalp is opaque. Therefore, I'm not naked.

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(Tuesday afternoon, INT: EB and JH's kitchen)

EB: I don't know why I'm even bothering to ask this, but you're naked under that thing, aren't you?
MH: Define "naked".
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EB: You are not wearing clothing, other than the suit itself.
MH: Define "clothing".
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EB: Solid, opaque objects, usually made of fabric, that cover your erogenous zones.
MH: Define "erogenous zones".
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EB: No.
MH: Seriously, that one requires clarification, because I am currently wearing socks and I have some very sensitive toesies.