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This is actually true, nutmeg is a hallucinogen. You don't want to use it recreationally, though, you really don't.

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(Sunday. INT: Ellen's bedroom.)

JH: Ellen? Can you hear me? Max called Poison Control, they just said to drink water, you should be okay.
EB: Boyzn?
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JH: My pumpkin bombs are a very rich dessert! I never expected you to eat all two dozen in one sitting! You just consumed enough nutmeg to kill a housecat!
EB: Nudmeg?
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JH: Yeah, nutmeg is hallucinogenic is very large quantities. Most people don't know that, because they only eat it once a year in eggnog and pie.
EB: Bumpgin bye.
JH: That's right, Ellen, pumpkin pie.
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EB (holding up one hand): I'ma handturkeee.
JH: Just drink your damn water.