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(Wednesday afternoon, INT: mall food court)
NP: Ladies. Sorry to keep you waiting, there was... I had to clean up vomit.
EB: Charming.
GU: So what did you need to tell us? And please tell me it's not a pun.
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NP: Oh, it's not a pun. It's a riddle!
MH: A riddle?!?
NP: A riddle, yes. Are you prepared for a riddle?
MH: All synapses firing!
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NP: Alright. Listen carefully, now.
NP: What has two mouths, but ca-
EB (interrupting): OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS!
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GU: Wait, what?
NP: Ellen, can you let me actually finish saying the riddle before you solve it? Please?
EB: Sorry, sorry. By all means, go ahead with your surprise.
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