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(Wednesday afternoon, INT: mall food court)
EB: Seriously, Gina, I know happy tears, and those aren't happy. What's up with you?
GU: N-n-nothing, I just... it's just... it's so great that Nicole is going to get to experience something that I n-n-never willllll.
MH: Whaaaaat no!
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NP: Gina, you can... I mean, there's someone for everyone, right?
GU: That's not what okcupid said. I... I signed up for them a few days ago and I... I filled out the full profile of what I want and who I am as a person and... and...
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GU: And... and today I got a message saying that I wasn't "realistically matchable".
GU: And I would have to change... change my profile, change who I am.
GU: And... and until I did... they wouldn't... they wouldn't even list me as a matchable entity in the database. At... at all.
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GU: ...still managed to get a dick pic, though.
MH: Oooh, did you-
GU: Already forwarded it to you.
MH: You're the best.
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