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I already said this once on Twitter, but I'll say it again here:

Max's breasts, canonically, are A cups

but

in this storyline

her tits

are bees.

0899-------------------------------------
(Thursday afternoon, INT: JH and EB's living room)

MH: Well, I wouldn't worry about it. Anything you're passionately interested in, you're going to practice, and anything you practice, you get better at. Give yourself time.
JH: I don't think that applies to everything. I might be interested in telekinesis, but I don't think I can practice my way into it.
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MH: Okay, let me put it this way. I will bet another twenty that you will successfully give your beautiful girlfriend a wild, screaming, porn-quality orgasm - without mechanical assistance - before the end of the month.
JH: No bet.
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MH: Fine. I bet you two are gonna stay together regardless of the quality of the sex and I'm gonna be a bridesmaid at your wedding this time two years from now.
JH: No bet.
MH: Three kids and a picket fence.
EB: No bet.
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MH: Aliens will witness the intensity of your affection and it will convince them to spare humankind.
EB: No bet.
MH: Your relationship will be used as a template a thousand years from now to teach A.I.s to love.
EB: No bet.
MH: You'll say "no bet" to this.
EB: Sure, I'll take that one.
MH: Damn it!