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(Thursday evening, INT: bowling alley.)

LH: Seriously, I get hit on all the time, and I know you do too.
LH: Haven't you ever been catcalled when you weren't at your best - when you knew for a fact you were not actually physically attractive?
GU: Um... yeah. Yeah, that... has happened.
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LH: And I know you've played online games and gotten attention based purely on a female-sounding username.
LH: Hell, Max looks like Guy Fieri fucked Gollum then had a water birth into a vat of Red Bull, and she still gets as much male attention as she wants.
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GU: Okay, a) I hope you don't mind me telling Max you called her that.
LH: Go ahead, I'm sure she'll have a laugh. You know me, I never say anything behind someone's back that I wouldn't say to their face.
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GU: And b)... you do realize that the type of "attention" that Max gets is not even remotely the same thing that I want, yes?
LH: Eh, I'm given to understand you just have to spin it in the direction you want. All in the wrist, so to speak.
LH: Speaking of which... you're up.