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And that is why you always want at least one person who can read in your party.


0930-------------------------------------
(Saturday afternoon, INT: EB and JH's apartment, living room)

EB: I snuff the lamps that were creating the anti-life effect.
GU: I begin using my palm-knife to cut the prisoners loose.
LH: "You've saved us! Oh, thank the spirits!"
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LH: The first noble removes his hood, revealing himself to be a fellow half-orc, with grass-green skin, elaborate beaded dreads, and a silver nose ring.
MH: Mmmmgood-looking?
LH: Multiclass bard-barian. Try twenty charisma good-looking.
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MH: Ooh. Dibs!
MH: Dibbity-dibs dibs dibs, my sisters, Jikita-lakka-dadda invokes the ancient right of dibs!
MH: Hey there, tall, jade, and handsome. Get kidnapped here often?
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LH: The other three prisoners also remove their hoods, revealing themselves to be equally good-looking. As a matter of fact, they're exactly-
MH: OH MOTHERFUCK NO!
EB: FUCKERS!
NP: NEVER!
GU: PUT THE HOODS BACK ON!