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"No, that's not a banana in my pocket. I have a curved yellow erect penis growing out of my left hip. Please call a doctor."

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(Saturday evening, INT: EB and JH's apartment, JH entering.)

JH: Hey. How was game?
EB: It was... very chaotic. How was work?
JH: It was work.
EB: Sorry to hear that. But hey, you're home now, and all the fuckers have fucked off.
JH: As all fuckers must.
EB: Indeed.
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EB (embracing): Mm. So is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
JH: Why the hell would I have a banana in my pocket?
EB: It's a... turn of phrase. The appropriate response would have been "if I tell you it's a banana, will you put it in your mouth?"
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JH: Oh. Uh... okay. Say it again.
EB: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
JH: If I tell you it's a banana, will you put it in your mouth?
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EB: Mmm, I just might.
JH: Well then, I definitely have a banana in my pocket.
JH: For... some reason.