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(Tues afternoon, INT: EB and JH's place, EB, JH and MH are all at the table, MH and JH are wearing each other's shirts)

MH: It's not "Karma Sutra", Jamie, it's "Kama". K-A-M-A.
JH: Isn't a "kama" a weapon, though? It's like a sickle?
MH: I have no idea.
EB: Yeah, a kama. 1d6 slashing, you can make trip attempts with it.
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JH: What's a "sutra", then? A companion weapon, or like a bracer or something?
MH: It's the stitches you'd need after being slashed in the ankles with a kama.
EB: I think you're thinking of a "suture".
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JH: I guess if it was called the "Karma Sutra", it'd be a book about how to do good actions so that the universe rewards you with the coitus you deserve.
MH: And that explains so much about my wonderful, wonderful life.
JH: Or possibly the life you had before this one, or the life you're going to have next.
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MH: Mmmmnah, screw that whole scrambled-up reincarnation thing. I've decided I'm just going to keep doing Maxine Hellenberger over and over again, I think I've pretty much nailed it.
EB: I'll alert the cosmic forces of your decision.
MH: Would you? Be a dear? Thanks so much.