This was a commission I was paid to do. It is, clearly, not canon - presumably it takes place in a universe in which Jamie and Ellen aren't as gungho about monogamy, and in which safe sex is less of a concern.

(And, if you want to read the followup story I wrote with Max, Jamie and Simon [M/F, M/M, reluctant oral, nonconsensual roleplay, rough anal, choking, etc] you can click here.