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Some words (like "pig" and "biscuit" go well in compound expletives, despite not being inherently offensive in and of themselves. It's all about the way the syllables flow, really. A good swearword ("motherfucker" being an excellent example) should feel good to say.

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(Monday. INT: apartment. JH's phone rings, he answers it.)
JH: Hello? Speaking.
JH: You did? That's great!
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JH: Three thousand? Excellent, good job! Glad to hear it!
JH: And it's... really? Oh, okay, sure. Yeah. No problem, I guess that sounds about right. It's a reasonable hourly rate, I'm sure you worked really hard.
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JH: Three forty-seven eighteen? Sure, I can get that to you within the week.
JH: Excellent. Great. No, thank YOU. You have a nice day now. Buh-bye.
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JH: YOU PIGFUCKING SHITBISCUIT!
(Ellen reacts in background)